Dear Diary, When Motherinlaw, Margaret Whitfield, sauntered across the threshold of the bright, sunwashed
Right, Rusty, shall we get a move on? I muttered, tugging at the makeshift leash Id cobbled together
Well, Rusty, shall we go for a walk? Victor muttered, tugging at the makeshift leash fashioned from an
Well then, show us your rustic ways! laughed Elaine Whitaker, stepping over the threshold of the airy
Well, Ruf shall we head out? I muttered, tugging at the rough, homemade leash Id cobbled together from
Hey, mate, youll never guess what went down yesterday, I began, the tone of a latenight voice note, halflaughing
I’m after a bloke for the weekends, not for life Ive got everything sorted already, says a forthright
I’m after a woman for the weekends, not a lifelong partner Ive got my life sorted enough.
Emily, I need a bloke just for the weekends, not for a whole life Ive got my stuff sorted. thats the
Emily Clarke, 52, on the weekend, not for life Ive got my act together. Lets move in together. Why?









